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Swimming with Dolphins in Mauritius

We were invited to hop on a speed boat and bounce out on the waves about a mile offshore. It was 8am but the sun was already scorching. Sun cream on and thick. Flippers, snorkle and mask – on.

When we arrived there were several boats all milling around trying the spot the school of dolphins that were alternately leaping into the air like dolphins do, or diving deep and out of sight.

As soon as someone spotted them we were commanded to dive into the sea and let them swim past us. What an awesome feeling watching these sleak, beautiful creatures glide along within touching distance. They catch your eye. They seemed to be having a really good look.

Although slightly scary knowing that the sea was hundreds of feet deep here, we were swimming so hard to keep up with the dolphins that there wasn’t enough time or breath to worry. This was hard work and by the time I got back on the boat I was exhausted. Shaking with the effort.

The dolphins disappeared for a while. The guys driving the boats getting quite agitated as they tried to locate them again. Were the dolphins playing with us?

I did wonder whether they were actually in command. And that the dolphins had come on a trip to swim with humans rather than the other way round.

Aftermath of the Ash Cloud

So the skies are open again. Everyone is hailing Willie Walsh, CEO of British Airways as a hero for forcing the Government to reverse their decision to keep UK airspace closed because of the perceived threat of the volcanic ash cloud. A bit of brinkmanship with 26 Boeing 747s and everything is back to normal.

Well sort of. Thousands of people are still stuck abroad. Holidays have been ruined. Business has been lost. And others have blatantly profiteered from their misery.

The Government admits that it over reacted to the potential risk. But don’t they always?

They over reacted to SARS – predicting millions of deaths – which never, fortunately, happened. They over reacted to Swine Flu and spent billions on vaccinations and pills, and then had to sell vast surpluses on the cheap. They over reacted to the volcanic ash cloud and again cost the economy billions. Is it better to be cautious and spend unbelieveable sums just in case? Or should there be a better sense of proportion and realistic planning?

Whatever – there is a pattern here. Over react. Spend billions. Realise you have over reacted. Count the losses. Then go and do exactly the same when the next crisis emerges.

And if the Government were wrong about SARS, Swine Flu, and the ash cloud, why do we think that they are correct about Climate Change?

The Volcanic Ash Cloud – Would you fly?

I am sure that many of us know people who have been affected by the Volcanic Ash cloud (thanks Iceland – I am also very sick of the “Cash/Ash” jokes that are wearing a little thin now) – indeed some of us will have had holidays cancelled. One of my colleagues was in the Isle of Man on Wednesday and finally got home on Saturday afternoon. Another friend of mine is stuck in Miami (nice place to be stuck – but when you’re going home you want to go home).

But is this blanket ban on air travel really justified or is this just another example of Media and Government fuelled hysteria?

The reason for the ban is what happened to a British Airways 747 in 1982 (The aircraft was called “City of Edinburgh”) which flew through a cloud of volcanic ash. All 4 engines failed and the plane became a huge glider with 350 people on board. The captain of that flight managed to get the engines restarted at about 10,000ft so disaster was averted. However that plane had flown directly over the actual volcano. This ash that is covering the UK is from over 1500 miles away and will be much less dense.

So should planes be allowed to fly? The problem is now there has been so much coverage in the media – just one problem/accident/incident whether related to the ash or not would cause total meltdown. On the other side of the coin we cannot continue to be grounded indefinitely – so it seems like one huge Catch 22.

Some airlines have conducted test flights which seem to have gone smoothly. Willie Walsh the CEO of British Airways was even on board their test flight to show he wasn’t worried. Would you fly if the ban was lifted? Are we the victims of media and Government hysteria (the same Government that predicted that hundreds of thousands of people would die from Swine Flu)?

Or are they correct in their caution?

What I liked about the Legends Resort Mauritius

review of the legends resort mauritiusHere is my review of the legends resort Mauritius – a list of the highlights.

Lavender scented cold towels given to you before lunch.

All wine bottles on the wine list are part of the AIP – unlike like other all inclusive resorts where they tend to lumber you with grotty cheap house rubbish. The list includes the price for those not on the AIP. Feels good choosing the dearest.

Most of the serving staff are male wearing smart tunics with mandarin collars.

All the staff have spreadsheet memories. They remember your name, tipple of choice, and whether to give you an extra dish of chilli relish.

The second, and larger swimming pool hidden at the far end of the resort near the Banjan Bar. So  ignored by the guests as to almost be private. And the beach was deserted too.

The Banjan bar man who comes and serves you a drink on the beach.

The chilli dip in the Banjan Bar – hot as hell but impossible to stop eating. Eye wateringly pleasureable. The ribs served on their own minature barbeques.

The Ginkgo Restaurant – even the buffets were fine dining.

La Bastide Restaurant – overlooking the bay on its own outcrop. Great bolognaise.

Karma House – worth a blog article of its own. Real fine dining.

Abalone Restaurant – all fish. Not my plaice to comment on this one.

The Red birds that come and sit on your knees. I think they are looking for sugar but they are very cute. One sat on the balcony railing one morning and sang to me. It sounded lovely – but was probaby Red bird for, “Oi tourist. Get me one of those sugar sachets pronto!”

Sitting with a beer watching people falling in whilst water skiing.

The beer glasses in the Grand Bleau Bar are minature yards of ale. They won’t stand up on their own so come with a wooden stand.

The little tray of tiny samosas they serve with your evening drinks.

The Soap Service – yes they come around early evening and let you choose from a range of fragrant soaps. Then they put the one you choose into a little linen bag for you to use in your shower.

Blue Marlin is a local Mauritian beer. Lovely cool and crisp. It is better than the more commercial Phoenix beer which they are supposed to serve you. Ask for Blue Marlin by name rather than simply asking for a beer.

The Spirit Bar – hidden behind trees and almost ignored by other guests. Felt like a private lounge with butler service. The piano player was excellent as well. The barman made the best dry Martini I have ever had.